Thursday, July 07, 2005

hi

lately, there really hasn't been much happening. but because i'm so thoughtful and kind-hearted, i thought i'd write a post to sate the hunger of the masses of my fans all over the globe.

How to properly use the 'peace' sign in 5 easy steps

There are many variations on the peace sign in japan. But there are some basic guidelines that any budding peace enthusiast should follow before moving on to advanced methods.

1. Position shoulders so that one shoulder is closer to the camera.

2. Rotate head approx. 30 degrees in the direction of the shoulder facing the camera.

3. Adjust facial expression to look as cute as humanly possible.

4. Raise hand to approx. chin-height and approx. 12cm away from face.

5. A common mistake made by beginners is to make the peace sign and raise it next to their head with palm facing the camera. This is wrong. The hand should be rotated 180 degrees so it is parallell to the face. Then the two fingers are split in a scissor motion and held in place until photo is taken. The resulting form of the hand should slightly resemble the playboy bunny logo.

Remember - practice makes perfect!

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

As cute as is humanly possible as always pauly.

9:52 PM  
Blogger MB said...

LOL
What about a lesson in identifying when you need to get a haircut?

8:03 AM  
Blogger Paul said...

I think you're losing it!

2:04 PM  
Blogger pauly said...

the voices, they command me to create such posts

9:01 PM  

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